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Old 08-30-2011, 08:48 AM
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Default traditional gnomish poetry

there was once a gnome quite adventured
whose exploits have all been quite censored
but it should be no surprise
by the gleam in his eyes
it's how "underpants gnomes" got invented.

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Old 08-30-2011, 09:03 AM
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i once knew a bawdy gnome, neville
who oft left the tavern disheveled
after each visit he paid
to the scullery maid
whose skirt ended right at eye level.

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Old 08-30-2011, 09:07 AM
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Short and sweet.
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Old 08-30-2011, 02:20 PM
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i took my lady out to the black forest
in beauty (and curves) she isn't the poorest
she showed me her flower
then charged by the hour
i'm thinking she's not really a florist!

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Old 09-17-2011, 03:37 PM
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love it, keep it up ; )
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Old 09-17-2011, 04:36 PM
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lol ... are you keeping this up yourself, or are you inviting others to join?
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Old 09-17-2011, 06:48 PM
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"am i keeping this up myself?" if i had a gold for everytime i've heard that one...
and "inviting others to join" sounds like fun in theory, but it's a hard sell, believe me,
i've tried. =p

(i'm trying to write them in my down time, but anyone is welcome to contribute...
bawdy limericks, pretty much my only rule. but haikus could work, too... hmm, me
thinks i have an idea!)
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Old 09-17-2011, 08:18 PM
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/facepalm
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Old 09-22-2011, 06:32 AM
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I once knew a Trufful Shuffler
His mind was always lost for that matter,
I tried to talk,
But he started to walk
shouting strange nonsense, "Bradildegur!"
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Old 09-22-2011, 06:53 AM
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Held a boob once or twice,
feels like jelly, yesh, it was nice,
This one dark night,
it was hairy and liced...
Man-dwarf no like, i see said I with my one Eyeh
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