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Old 04-18-2010, 09:31 AM
Cashew Cashew is offline
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Where's my epic poem, foo?
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Old 04-18-2010, 07:13 PM
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Patience, my dear. Epic poems are not written in a day. Especially not a day I spent running around shopping with my girlfriend and seeing a movie (Clash of the Titans is excellent btw).
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Old 04-18-2010, 07:14 PM
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whatever, buddy.

What's more important to you, me or your girlfriend!?! Clearly we need to have a wee chat about priorities.

I'm glad you enjoyed your stupid movie while I sat waiting for my poem and thinking you stopped loving me. I'm going to cry, here, man! CRYING GIRL ALERT!!!

I HATE ALL OF YOU!
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Old 04-18-2010, 07:32 PM
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CRYING GIRL ALERT!!!
Man, doomed if you do and doomed if you don't!
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Old 04-18-2010, 07:49 PM
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Man, doomed if you do and doomed if you don't!
*bats eyelashes*

#1 way to get what you want if you're a chick: cry. And then imply that the person was calling you fat with whatever they were saying. Takes a bit of practice, but once you've got it down...damn is it ever great. Oh, and then cry harder because they were calling you fat and then LYING by saying that they weren't. LIAR!
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:20 PM
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This is why I hit women.
Solves EVERYTHING.

(I kid I kid)

Also, if you're choosing your girlfriend before Cashew...well, you're doing it wrong.
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Old 04-18-2010, 11:38 PM
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Where's my epic poem, foo?
You want epic? Here you go


Stars fell burning
Purification by Fyre
Chaos ensued


A girl stood frozen
Staring at her own destruction
As Fyre came to claim her
Her face tear streaked
Hands bloodied and calloused
This night had not been kind to her


A boy
Enraptured and entrapped by her
Captured her hand and dragged her
Plans forming quickly within his mind
A saviour of the doomed
A saviour of the damned
A saviour damned


As the two reached shelter
She leaned as to reward him a kiss
With his eyes closed
A sudden piercing pain
Became an unreal reality

Opening his eyes
He found her hands
Gripping a dagger
Both bathed in his blood
Her face contorted
Hatred blazing in her eyes
Malice reaching from within her soul

Another gasp from the boy
As the girl twisted the knife
She screamed all the same
A scream to emphasize
Her own empty existence

With his world razed to the ground
He spent his final moments
Searching her eyes for a reason
While the Heavens collapsed around him
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Old 04-19-2010, 07:24 AM
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LAD, who is the author of that poem? I just ran the start of the poem through a search engine the school I am at has, and it said that the poem has been printed before. I haven't had a chance to pull up the referrences though.
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Old 04-19-2010, 08:19 AM
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You want epic? Here you go
Not exactly the "epic" that I had in mind.

But good try.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:41 PM
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Here is my take, 5 minutes quick fix poem haha.
Love you guys

In a world full of ballers,
"Cash" seems to be the only thing that matters.
Many wonder what cash cannot accomplish,
Sadly, they never come up with an answer.

There are brave adventurers,
who set out to challenge cash's limits.
Before they can leave their last wish,
ALERT! they are carried away by a river.
 

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