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Old 08-22-2015, 07:50 PM
Dorian Grimmson Dorian Grimmson is offline
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Default New Management for Lollies

Eh, I am Dorian Grimmson, Dwarf Warrior. I'm not the greatest public speaker and I am a bit pressured here but anyway here goes:

S8 Lollipop Guild has been struck by one or more Unfortunate Events. Our charismatic leader, Zaj, is reported to have abandoned the Game together with the resident Second-in-command. Cursory review of the roster identified a number of inactive members who's remains were taken to the curb. Current members are going to be contacted and a Full Review of the Situation will be made over the coming week.

Fresh Bodies and Foddererhm... New Recruits and Eager New Players are being welcomed along with Withered Old Veteranahhhmm... Wisened and Experienced Heroes to shore up the ranks to make the Guild a dominant presence on the server.

Individuals with warped humour, interesting back-stories, and creative approaches to combat are preferred. Alignment or moral leanings not important, looking for diverse (in every sense of the word) roster capable in Hand-to-Hand and Ranged combat as well containing dabblers and masters of the Arcane. Please, though, NO PIXIES!

That's all for now. Contact me and let the invites flow like ale!
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Old 08-22-2015, 10:02 PM
MedusasSnakes MedusasSnakes is offline
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Good luck!!!
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Old 08-23-2015, 05:29 PM
Dorian Grimmson Dorian Grimmson is offline
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Thank you! Looking forward to cultivating a group of wicked-bad combatants and friendly players. Hopefully we will snag a bunch of new players and help bring them through the ranks while sharing an enjoyment of the game. That or we will Shanghai old school like and fill the ranks with fodder that shed tears of misery that we will feast upon and... what I really want to say is I am looking forward to getting a right proper Guild back to work.
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Old 08-28-2015, 01:59 PM
Dorian Grimmson Dorian Grimmson is offline
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warriors, scouts and mages of all races and aptitude! Must have own gear, an effective 'Kill Face,' and no dietary restrictions. All mounts will be quarantined for 24hrs while health and wellness are assessed or until it eats a stablehand then it is obviously ready for a fight! Rooms available for all sizes (though not necessarily assigned accordingly) with louse free mattresses! We are located in a temperate climate with few predators and they generally stay in the back outside the kitchen. No dragons for 478days! Experience not required, tithing appreciated but not enforced, mounts recommended but not dictated. Easy access to the King's Highway, Shopping and Casinos nearby, Good local inns and one or two establishments of questionable integrity with poor signage and emitting strange smells. Contact Dorian Grimmson via the Lollipop Guild!
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Old 08-28-2015, 02:54 PM
MedusasSnakes MedusasSnakes is offline
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If I could handle another server, I would join just so I could play in your guild
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Old 09-02-2015, 11:22 AM
Dorian Grimmson Dorian Grimmson is offline
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Default Waiting... for YOU!

I have searched the Realm for many a day, searching for the elusive new player in looking for a home and at long last I have found you. The Lollipop Guild is Constructed of strong walls, locked gates, and a dubiously qualified guard... uhm, dog? Anyway, and is filled with quality characters of diverse races and classes and moral leanings. I believe that you are The Chosen One spoken of in drunken circles and secret cabal gatherings and want to help you foster your budding powers and guide you to greatness. Contact Dorian Grimmson in the Lollipop Guild to arrange your ID, keys, meal plan, and get fitted for your meal bib. Don't hesitate! Many nefarious forces are against you and you are in grave danger (is there any other kind?)! Oh... I have here a note to tell you to... what's this? Okay, "Follow the White Rabbit." whatever that means.

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Old 09-14-2015, 05:12 PM
Dorian Grimmson Dorian Grimmson is offline
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Default Still room with the Lollies

Mail bag time, kids!

From 'C' visiting from another server comes this:

Hi! Your Guildhall seems to be leaning and the roof looks unstable! Why should I join?

Well C, the Hall is indeed leaning a bit as the foundation has seen some erosion. It's a metaphor, I think. Join up and help us shore up the guild by strengthening our ranks. The actual foundation just needs some more timber to prop up. The roof does leak but that's only because there is no glass in the skylights. If you were to join the Lollipop Guild we would certainly look into that! HA! Get it? They are holes we will look into! *chortle* Anyway this is the guild you may not deserve, but is certainly the one you want to join. Stop by or message Dorian "Not a fan of high places" Grimmson

From 'H' who seems confused but asks:

The guild I am in now is a deadly bunch and will soon be number one on the server. Why don't YOU join US?

Hmmm. The problem is that the Lollipop Guild will one day roll right over your guild and take the number one spot. Maybe not tomorrow, probably not the day after, but SOME day The Realm will belong to "The Lollipop Guild" rather than whoever you guys are. Also, does your guild have 'Something' living in the back yard, just inside the brush? Does your guild celebrate "Bring Your Kids to Battle" week? Does it support local shops and healers? Does it clean up after itself on the battlefield? I bet your Guild doesn't have box seats in the arena! Ha! Neither do we! Well, the box seat thing, we do sit on boxes, though... Anyway, it's really not about dominance, it's about having a good time and earning scars. And someone back home who loves you... we have that thing out back for that. JOIN THE LOLLIPOP GUILD!

Interested in the Lollipop Guild (and you should be)? Contact Dorian "Check for bites after being out back" Grimmson. At the Lollipop Guild.
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Old 10-02-2015, 04:32 PM
Dorian Grimmson Dorian Grimmson is offline
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Default Pumpkin Spice!

It is true. A heavy shipment of Pumpkin Spice has arrived at the Lollipop Guild. We will spice everything, EVERY-THING, for it is autumn and that's what we do. Please note that Uggs are not permitted on Guild grounds as several of our younger, less experienced members have taken to the spice straight from the sacks and will attempt to engage the footwear in battle. This, while amusing on a number of levels, has resulted in far too many injuries and is affecting turn-outs for guild battles. Please send your well wishes to Ashley, Madison, and Piper-- we hope you gals get back on your feet real soon. Also, auguries, portents, and a roaming deaf prophet all indicate that the Lollipop Guild is in ascension and will see many victories in the coming months. Sign up today for membership by contacting Dorian "I am a CAPRICORN" Grimmson and get a free water bottle with last years guild emblem as well as a chance to win whatever is in this largish box oozing glitter and a smell of stale pixie. The Lollipop Guild: The only Guild on Server 9 that has a Par 3 golf course!
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Old 12-09-2015, 10:08 AM
Dorian Grimmson Dorian Grimmson is offline
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Default Seasonal Help Wanted

Things are turning all wintery here at the Lollipop Guild and despite the hell fire our infernal stoked in the furnace to help keep us warm there is still a bit of drifting and accumulation of snow on the roof and grounds. Therefore I, Dorian Grimmson, Leader of the Lollipop Guild and Equal Opportunity Employer am decreeing a Snow-Free Guildhall Challenge! Any applicant that clears his/her/its weight of snow from the walks or eaves of the Guildhall is immediately accepted and given a warm bath, a fresh-ish towel and a warmed wine by the fire. We have had a few new recruits to the guild and I am sure (as they are contractually obligated) they would tell you how great we are. Go ahead, ask! Anyhow, here is a chance to dig your way into the most underrated guild on the server. Let's GO!
Dorian "you missed a spot over there" Grimmson
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