Help! A dungeon!

[Zaj]

Psst! You there! The Level 200-plus super hardcore pirate ninja wizard of S9!
Yes, you! Come here a second!
...Wow, I love what you've done with your hair.
And those boots, are they new? Very stylish.
Ooh, and look at that gigantic weapon... I can think of a LOT of ways you could put THAT to use...

...with the Lollipop Guild in Dungeon 15, that is.

(Zing!)


US:
Active, friendly, chatty, international. Power-mad in a charming-underdog kind of way.

WE LIKE:
Sugar, friendship, sunsets, world domination.

WE DISLIKE:
Flying monkeys.

GUILD DUNGEON 14:
A million years ago.
Like, the end of March or something.
Which means that more than a few of our newest Munchkins have never even been inside a dungeon.
Doesn't that make your huge, tastefully armored, level-200-plus ninja wizard heart ache for them?

(Here you say: "It does. It really does.")
(Go ahead and practice a couple of times if you like, I can wait.)

GUILD DUNGEON 15:
Ideally the weekend of the 11th or the weekend of the 18th.

LOCATION:
The bone castle.

END BOSS:
Level 190, 12 million-ish HP, mage.

YOU:
Free on the weekend and hankering for some spicy dungeon action.
The sort of person that doesn't think "Level 190, 12 million-ish HP, mage" sounds like a very big deal.

INTERESTED?
Yes! Yes, you are! Very interested, in fact!
Good! Send me a message and we'll roll out the emerald-green carpet on the weekend of your choosing.
And do wear that amulet, it really looks fabulous on you...

LOVE,
Zaj and the rest of the Lollipop Guild.