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Psst! You there! The Level 200-plus super hardcore pirate ninja wizard of S9!
Yes, you! Come here a second! ...Wow, I love what you've done with your hair. And those boots, are they new? Very stylish. Ooh, and look at that gigantic weapon... I can think of a LOT of ways you could put THAT to use... ...with the Lollipop Guild in Dungeon 15, that is. (Zing!) US: Active, friendly, chatty, international. Power-mad in a charming-underdog kind of way. WE LIKE: Sugar, friendship, sunsets, world domination. WE DISLIKE: Flying monkeys. GUILD DUNGEON 14: A million years ago. Like, the end of March or something. Which means that more than a few of our newest Munchkins have never even been inside a dungeon. Doesn't that make your huge, tastefully armored, level-200-plus ninja wizard heart ache for them? (Here you say: "It does. It really does.") (Go ahead and practice a couple of times if you like, I can wait.) GUILD DUNGEON 15: Ideally the weekend of the 11th or the weekend of the 18th. LOCATION: The bone castle. END BOSS: Level 190, 12 million-ish HP, mage. YOU: Free on the weekend and hankering for some spicy dungeon action. The sort of person that doesn't think "Level 190, 12 million-ish HP, mage" sounds like a very big deal. INTERESTED? Yes! Yes, you are! Very interested, in fact! Good! Send me a message and we'll roll out the emerald-green carpet on the weekend of your choosing. And do wear that amulet, it really looks fabulous on you... LOVE, Zaj and the rest of the Lollipop Guild. |
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