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Forum: Archive Community Area 10-24-2011, 04:48 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,607
Posted By sbbenhcs
as i walked in search of true beauty's...

as i walked in search of true beauty's perfection,
i couldn't help but keep changing direction.
when i was asked why this was,
i would simply reply "because,
each pretty lass gives my compass an...
Forum: Archive Community Area 10-18-2011, 03:00 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,607
Posted By sbbenhcs
if YOU want to go teaching everyone dirty words...

if YOU want to go teaching everyone dirty words in gnomish, that's up to you.
but i'm going to steer clear of that little pitfall, thank you very much.

and it's not like there's much lost in...
Forum: Archive Community Area 10-18-2011, 11:33 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,607
Posted By sbbenhcs
the gnome percy was once trapped high in a tower ...

the gnome percy was once trapped high in a tower
with a maiden whose tresses held amazing power.
when asked why he stayed there,
instead of climbing down on her hair ...
he said "she needed a...
Forum: Archive Community Area 10-07-2011, 10:09 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,607
Posted By sbbenhcs
i once wrote a beautiful love poem for a blonde...

i once wrote a beautiful love poem
for a blonde (and quite buxom) young gno-em
i wrote of her feature the best
which was her most bountiful chest
and how i longed for her to just show 'em

i've...
Forum: Archive Community Area 09-23-2011, 11:48 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,607
Posted By sbbenhcs
gnomish poetry, folks... means SHORT. =p ...

gnomish poetry, folks... means SHORT. =p

there once was a gnome from gnantucket... and all.
Forum: Guild Introduction & Recruitment 09-17-2011, 07:55 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 20,582
Posted By sbbenhcs
personally, i'm looking for a blond, three-foot...

personally, i'm looking for a blond, three-foot tall lady that likes scouts that
keep griffins and long walks through the dark forest. (c'mon... every gnome
gneeds a little lovin'!)
Forum: Archive Community Area 09-17-2011, 07:48 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,607
Posted By sbbenhcs
"am i keeping this up myself?" if i had a gold...

"am i keeping this up myself?" if i had a gold for everytime i've heard that one...
and "inviting others to join" sounds like fun in theory, but it's a hard sell, believe me,
i've tried. =p
...
Forum: Archive Community Area 08-30-2011, 03:20 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,607
Posted By sbbenhcs
i took my lady out to the black forest in...

i took my lady out to the black forest
in beauty (and curves) she isn't the poorest
she showed me her flower
then charged by the hour
i'm thinking she's not really a florist!
Forum: Archive Community Area 08-30-2011, 10:03 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,607
Posted By sbbenhcs
i once knew a bawdy gnome, neville who oft left...

i once knew a bawdy gnome, neville
who oft left the tavern disheveled
after each visit he paid
to the scullery maid
whose skirt ended right at eye level.
Forum: Archive Community Area 08-30-2011, 09:48 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,607
Posted By sbbenhcs
traditional gnomish poetry

there was once a gnome quite adventured
whose exploits have all been quite censored
but it should be no surprise
by the gleam in his eyes
it's how "underpants gnomes" got invented.
Forum: Guild Introduction & Recruitment 08-30-2011, 08:25 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,886
Posted By sbbenhcs
alas, no gnome is an island... but if he were, it...

alas, no gnome is an island... but if he were, it would probably be this one:
http://nedmartin.org/amused/pics/irish-car.jpg

the scurrilous curs of guild aza attacked AGAIN, and after my heroic...
Forum: Guild Introduction & Recruitment 08-29-2011, 11:05 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,886
Posted By sbbenhcs
thanks for the encouragement, you obviously...

thanks for the encouragement, you obviously taller (and possibly pointy-eared)
adventurer! never let it be said that a gnome can't be gracious...

the guild has recently come under attack! so far,...
Forum: Guild Introduction & Recruitment 08-24-2011, 02:44 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,886
Posted By sbbenhcs
GCI (Gnomes of Calamitous Intent)

http://encyc.org/pmwiki/uploads/Main/GardenGnomes.jpg

^ tired of hanging out with these chumps?
the join the gnomes of calamitous intent! the greatest GNOMES ONLY guild you're going to find! all...
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