King Of The Hill

[pheonix527]

O.o I HATE LIFE!
Well since you just killed about 20 Famous actors the United States Govenment sends men after you. They capture you and cuff you. Then they put you in a soundproof room. I then secretly out in a barrier so you have no divine powers. You start to go mad and try everything you can to kill yourself. When the agents see you doing this they put you in a straight jacket. You have no lock and I claim the Hill as my rightful home.

[DeadMeat]

Since the Hill seems to be in America I hire 100 of the most vicious unscrupulous mercenary people i can find.... Lawyers. They Sue you into oblivion, the court rules that the hill and all hill related products belong to me. They drown your appeals in red tape and lumber you with enormous legal fees so large that your children's children will have to sell their kidneys just to pay them off. To Protect MY hill from ne'er-do-wells I surround the base of the hill with an army of toddlers with the sniffles..... and no tissues (the horror)

[pheonix527]

-.- I am in debt for awhile...
Well, I decide to pay up the money, how did I get this money...DONT TELL THE COPS THATS HOW!! I give the money and am out of debt. I then get another army, the worst I can think of, the most crucial army ever! A bunch of cute little pitbulls...they are sick as well. These vicious and destructive puppies attack your toddlers. However, the fight lasts a couple seconds and both armies fall due to getting to sick and dying. Before the fight I put on a mask so I wouldnt get sick. With you being so sick you are rushed to the hospital where you are kept for over 3 Months. I claim my Hill and wait for your return. However, I also buy the best army ever! The NERDS! They build the most powerful robots ever and surround my base with robots.